Introduction : how did the Democratic party end up so far to the left? Here's one theory -- Part 1. Remember when Democrats cared about democracy? -- That sexist, racist constitution! -- The original election deniers... -- Bill Maher : the Dems' voice of reason? -- From Slick Willie to Slick Gavin -- Baghdad Jean-Pierre -- Part II. Remember when Democrats cared about the working class? -- Meet elite Pete, your future president -- It really is good to be a Democrat -- King Biden illegally forgives student loans (in an effort to buy votes) -- The champagne socialists -- The party of war -- Part III. Remember when Democrats cared about more than identity? -- Reparations, without a clue of how they're paid for -- President Rapinoe -- And you get a racist! And you get a racist! -- Richard Dreyfuss gets it -- The Democrats' Jewish problem -- Part IV. Remember when Democrats cared about law and order? -- Cocainegate--and why no one trusts our institutions anymore -- Chicago : not my kind of town any more -- Democrats were for border security, until they were against it -- JFK : the original MAGA president -- Part V. Remember when Democrats cared about the whole truth? -- Dem damn authoritarians "defending" democracy -- Our insufferably woke sports media -- Not your daddy's 60 Minutes -- Not your daddy's MSNBC -- Mutiny at CNN shows why objective media is doomed.