Disc 1. Introduction / Susan Stamberg ; MIngle all the way through holiday parties / Jeanne Martinet ; Martha Stewart, a domestic diva talks relish / Martha Stewart ; How to extend your holiday / Brian Greene ; Not my job: Amy Sedaris / Amy Sedaris ; How to get out of giving thanks / Brian Unger ; When turkeys attack: Bostonians battle wild birds ; Thanksgiving Day cab ride ; Nutcracker dreams / Kevin Kling ; Storycorps: the Christmas tree under the porch ; Christmas truce / Douglas Brinkley ; Repaying a Christmas favor ; Patti LaBelle celebrates the holidays / Patti LaBelle -- Disc 2. Santaland diaries / David Sedaris ; Santa, the caring stranger to the North / Scott Simon ; Christmas morning, 1949 / Paul Auster ; Thoughts on Kwanzaa / Meri Danquah ; Santarchy! ; The worst gifts ever / Mike Andrews, Carrie Brownstein, and Jill Sobule ; Father Sarducci's absolute worst holiday song ever / Don Novello (aka Father Guido Sarducci) ; Chanukah, or Hanukkah? / Robbi Daniel Zemel, Robert Siegel ; Mixed families set to celebrate "Chrismukkah" / Ron Gompertz ; Lebkuchen: a holiday treat that lasts a lifetime / Baxter Black ; A recipe for latke failure / Tamara Keith ; A personal miracle on 55th Street / Roya Hakakian ; Christmas candles / Jay O'Callahan ; The phenomenon of "Feliz Navidad" / Jose Feliciano ; This I believe: the designated celebrator / Melinda Shoaf.