Foreword by Nancy Pearcey -- Protecting you kids the mama bear way -- Part 1: Rise up, mama bears -- 1. Calling all mama bears- My kid has a cheerio shoved up his nose. Why am I reading this book?: Hillary Morgan Ferrer and Julie Loos -- 2. How to be a mama bear-Is this code for being the weirdest mom on the playground?: Hillary Short -- 3. The discerning mama bear-The refined art of "Chew and spit": Hillary Morgan Ferrer -- 4. Linguistic theft- Redefining words to get your way and avoid reality: Hillary Morgan Ferrer -- Part 2: Lies you've probably heard but didn't know what they were called -- 5. God helps those who help themselves-Self-helpism: Teasi Connon -- 6. My brain is trustworthy...according to my brain- naturalism: Hillary Morgan Ferrer -- 7. I'd believe in God if there were any shred of evidence- skepticism: Hillary Morgan Ferrer and Rebekah Valerius -- 8. The truth is, there is no truth-postmodernism: Rebekah Valerius and Hillary Morgan Ferrer -- 9. you're wrong to tell me that I'm wrong!- Moral relativism: Hillary Morgan Ferrer and Rebekah Valerius -- 10. Follow your heart- it never lies!-Emotionalism: Teasi Cannon, Hillary Morgan Ferrer, and Hillary Short -- 11. Just worship something- pluralism: Cathryn S. Buse --12. I'm not religious; I'm spiritual!-new spirituality: Alisa Childers --13. Communism failed because nobody did it right- Marxism: Hillary Morgan Ferrer -- 14. The future is female- Feminism: Rebekah Valerius, Alisa Childers, and Hillary Morgan Ferrer -- 15. Christianity needs a makeover- Progressive Christianity: Alisa Childers -- Final words of encouragement -- 16. How to take all this information and #RoarLikeAMother-The mama bears -- Reading resources for each chapter -- Notes