Prologue -- Part I : Moxie -- ABC news, may I help you? -- Let 'em know you're there -- Chicken noodle news -- Binge, purge, repeat -- Who is that girl? -- The state of the onion -- Breast size -- Rainy days and Mondays -- Good night, David! Good night, Chet! -- Hot, hot, hot -- Nice writing, Ms. Couric -- Finding Ted -- I can do this -- The e-ring -- Velveeta -- A two-bagger -- Horny toads -- I am woman -- Katherine or Katie -- A defiant mop -- It's a girl! -- Brains after babies -- Paging Mary Poppins -- Perky -- Florence and Normandie -- The coast of Casablanca -- Movin' out -- Martha, dear Martha -- Part II : Jay -- Mr. Katie Couric -- "Shit." -- The worry cup -- "Katie's private pain" -- Diana -- A pony for Ellie -- Saturday morning -- Ashokan farewell -- From hope to hope -- Safe, sane, and secure -- The aloneness -- "There's been a shooting" -- The nicest pal a guy could have -- Part III : The way it was -- Affable Eva Braun -- The booking wars -- Tom-tom -- The Couric effect -- Emily -- Churro'd -- "Today, Tuesday, September 11th, 2001" -- WWED? -- Persona non grata -- Dear Katie -- Probing Colins -- One big-ass rabbit -- Goodbye from Kansas! -- Part IV : The dairy depot -- Tick tick tick tick -- KC and the Sunshine Band -- ...And I'm Katie Couric -- She's toast -- So hawt -- Lasagna was served -- The wisdom of Samantha -- The fall of Rome -- Business trip -- The twitter -- Damned if you do -- If Jay were here -- Hockey mom -- You betcha -- Over un-easy -- Take this job and shove it -- A chap named Parkinson -- Family feud -- Part V : Nancy knows -- That Molner guy -- Are you ready for this day? -- Flop sweat -- The Brady Bunch -- Déjà vu -- "And you get a vacuum!" -- I will -- Labor Day -- #Ladydouchebag -- Palooza on the plaza -- Fire! Fire! -- Part VI : The last supper -- No bueno -- Morning has broken -- Hero to zero -- Addie -- The Leon Trotsky of 30 Rock -- I'm gonna miss this -- The system -- Bleeding purple -- Gone with the wind -- It's C-o-u-r-i-c -- Epilogue.