Introductions and what-nots -- Explanations and why-nots -- Why I hate gentle parenting -- The easy part -- The rise of emotionally aware parenting -- Repetitive repetition -- Instagram is a fucking liar and Pinterest can sit on a pin and spin -- It all begins with you -- You will still lose your shit -- Momma needs a time-out -- The big feels loop-de-loo -- Boundaries are meant for breaking -- No -- No: part II -- Well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions -- Developmentally appropriate is just code for "this too shall pass" -- Disobedience, manipulation, and other grown-up words -- Are you yelling or are you just loud? -- It's okay if you hate playing Candyland -- Chances are pretty great your kid just needs to poop -- Taking care of yourself is taking care of your kids -- Learning to person from scratch -- Peanut butter and jelly -- Responsive parenting for non-parents -- Co-regulation appendix.